Julius Weazer

October 13, 2009

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Spartaweaselcus led his ragtag band of migrant olive pickers on a crusade through Northern Italy overtaking every pizza shop that stood in his way. Only Julius Weazer and the Romaine Lettuce Army could stop him.

The Comments

Dennis Jones

…I hope somebody will finish this story ‘cause I’m wildly interested in where it’s heading…

The “Ripleys” Guy

This image makes me ask the question: “is Armegeddon and Armadillo somehow mysteriously related”? Love the awesome art!

Don Jones

Little did the esteemed olive picker leader know, Weazer and his lethal leafy lineup had set up an ambush at a faux pizza parlor named Pizza Gut.

Jeff

Armadillo…I almost cried..Nice touch.

Jeff

Spartaweaselcus was out shopping for the freshest ingredients with his Papa John when his band of olive pickers were led into battle by a “fake Spartaweaselcus” that kinda looked like Charleton Heston..

Jeff

As it turns out it was not Spartaweaselcus at all. The Olive Gardeners were led into battle by his nephew the football star “Pair a Cleats” who looked more like Kirk Douglas.

Dennis Jones

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…now back to our exciting story…

Doug Jones

…but then, swooping down outta the mountains came Rush Lamebaugh who bought the team and forced them to change their uniforms from pink capes to yellow spandex unitards.

Don Jones

Rush’s sofistikated taste in uniforms have always been in question and so the other clickish MFL team owners banished Lamebaugh and his millions to only ingesting locker room wall coverings.

Jeff

Much more masculine..

Jeff

Besides anyone who went to the mall in the early 80s knows Julius is ORANGE.

The “Ripleys” Guy

Spartaweaselcus should also be hailed for his support of Breast Cancer Awareness Month!

The “Ripleys” Guy

I’m sorry, that should be Julius Weazer!

Nik

Genghis Khan vs Julius Weazer would be a great fight to watch!

Jeff

Genghis was a skilled horseman and poor Julius got his armadillo impounded for double parking at a bowling ally. Not much of a fight if ya ask me.

Don Jones

Good eye on the pink cape tribute “Ripleys” Guy. Good enough for the NFL… good enough for Brother Jones.

Nik

How bout the Pillsbury Dough Boy vs the Marshmellow Man?

Dennis Jones

…this story seems to have taken on multiple sub plot lines…

Jeff

Spartaweaselcus and Papa John watched as the battle of DiGiorno raged throughout the day. The exhausted Romaine army rallied to overcome the beleaguered Olive Gardeners. Spartaweaselcus and Papa John fled to Tuscany where they set-up a pizza delivery shop that was quickly franchised.

Jeff

As for the Armadillo, he was stolen from the police impound lot and ended up on a pizza at Wolfgang Pucks Beverly Hills Bistro.

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