Frozen Tundra CheeseHeads

November 3, 2009


Things are really heating up in the ESPN Fantasy Football Church League I play in. Today I am formally lodging an official complaint against the Frozen Tundra CheeseHeads because they have really sharp corners on their helmets.

(I have always been way more into the fantasy part of fantasy football than anything else)

The Comments

Don Jones

This illustration is “extra sharp”…  Isn’t it time for lunch?


Just bring crackers and a cheese knife to your next match-up and the rest will take care of it’s self.


Why the Bears C on the helmet instead of the G??? Are you trying to tweak Packer fans?

Dennis Jones

…well, yes and no… the Frozen Tundra Cheeseheads owner is obviously a huge Packers fan, but the “C” stands for CHEESEheads…

…of course, if I can add further tweakage by making the “C” look like a division rival Chicago Bears “C”, so much the better…

Doug Jones

I have a very similar player on my team. SpongeBrett SquareFavre. The helmet is almost identical… but it’s a sponge…

Dennis Jones

…well, the Frozen Tundra CheeseHead helmet is not! Here’s my official league complaint I filed earlier today…

I am officially filing an official complaint against the Frozen Tundra Cheeseheads. Their new helmets have really sharp corners and my players refuse to close-line tackle them anymore which gives them an unfair advantage. I hope the league commissioner will act promptly on this serious matter and issue sanctions and some sort of food embargo against them.


I agree!! The clothes line tackle is a much neglected skill in the environment of todays football league. We have to turn to a fine sports documentary ” The Longest Yard ” to see this beautiful tackle executed well.. Fight the good fight Dennis!

Don Jones

Dennis: “Hey Doug, Donald keeps calling me the “E” word!” Doug: “The “E” word? What’s that?” Dennis: ”’Idiot!””

Dennis Jones


Don Jones

Stole that joke from Janson.

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