Exclusive Photo!

April 8, 2005

BroJoBoardMeeting

The BrotherJonesDennis Page of this web site has obtained this exclusive photograph taken at the Friday Brother Jones Online Bored Meeting.

You can always count on the BrotherJonesDennis Page to bring you the latest in breaking stories and the most current paparazzi pictures.

The Comments

Dennis Jones

I notice that everyone seems to be clean shaven these days except for Socmo and me… whats up with that?

Don Jones

HEy, who owns that 42 lb. laptop? IF I remember right, this picture was taken right before we watched the Wayne Newton in Vegas video.

Doug Jones

I guess this photo was taken BEFORE we brought out the giant bags of chips and we all got greasy… good timing.

Dennis Jones

Yes, right before we got to the meeting agenda Socmo spray-painted on the wall…

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Below is little brother Don’s page which generated the Paparazzi picture above.

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April 8, 2005

Brother Jones Board Meeting

CEODon

As self appointed C.E.O and CHIEF financial officer of Brother Jones, I hereby call to order the first annual Brother Jones Board meeting via this here website journal.

As you know, our fiscal year runs from April 1 to March 10th (those extra days are there so we can cook our books). With that stated, I am happy to report the following: This past week we had our 500,000th page viewed (that would be a half million) by one of our 50,000 unique visitors. That’s a lot of viewing pleasure right there that we are dishing out.

The flip side of this happy web venture, we have yet to realize any GAIN on our $64 dollar website. We have had major expenditures without any realized profits. True to Jones FORM!!! Woo Woo. Therefore, I make a motion that we do a stock split. That is, we will all take our current inventory of Krispy Kreme donuts along with our sheets of illustration paper and TEAR them in half. Do I have a second?

The Comments

Doug Jones

I’ll take seconds on them Krispy Kremes…

Don Jones

We have a second the motion passes. Now on to another matter… anyone have a matter? Dennis, are you attending this meeting or not?

Dennis Jones

I attended Whattsamatta U… got an art degree there…

D

isn’t that located in Frostbite Falls?

Doug Jones

isn’t that located in Frostbite Falls?

Dennis Jones

Yes D it is… and that goes double for you Doug….

Doug Jones

New Business: The BrotherJones Southern division would like to request a budget increase. Our operating budget of $12.95 has just about run out. We are requesting a budget of $25 or 3,502 pesos… whichever comes first for the next fiscal year. All in favor eat a donut.

Keegan Jones

You look like Anwars long lost brother.

Don Jones

Me and Anwarz go way back I was nappy before nappy was coo. I’ll second that motion so the budget increase passes. Dennis, send Doug $12.95, 3,502 pesos or 37 gourds. Your choice. Any other issues to cuss or discuss?

Doug Jones

… I have this rash…

Don Jones

We have that new HMO coverage but according to the handbook it doesn’t cover illness or rashes.

the Lama

The Jones brothers have the ingenuity for taking a bankroll and running it into a shoestring. They had the world by the tail too bad they couldn’t swing it.

Dennis Jones

Speaking of having something by the tail… Do we have any of those burros with the laptop computers attached to their backs left in the warehouse? Mine gave out last week… it was not one of the new wireless models and kept getting tangled up on the modem cable…

Banshee

Don, I notice that you deftly decided to hold the annual meeting while I was busily occupied with another annual meeting. I know how much my lack of Jonesian-blood [or “outsider opinion”] matters to the Brother Jones Board. Maybe next year, I will keep my schedule a secret from you, so that I might “happen in” to the Board Meeting. Oh, and Doug: you might want to get that checked out.

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