December 10, 2006
Well, it looks like I’m not going to be able to get my custom made, Dennis Jones Christmas Cards in the mail on time again this year. Hey, who am I kidding… I’ve never sent a custom made, Dennis Jones Christmas Card in my life… but with the invention of the internet I am now able to send custom made, Dennis Jones Christmas Cards to people all over the world… even Arkansas!
Simply print the picture on this page out on your home computer, sign your name in the appropriate spot, and place it on your refrigerator with all the other legitimate Christmas Cards you received this year.
It’s my sincere wish that the custom made, Dennis Jones Christmas Card captures the same magic and colors of the season for you that it does for me…
…and I mean that specifically to YOU, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ! …(please type your full name into the blank provided)