October 20, 2005
One of the biggest games of the year takes place in cyberspace this weekend.
My beloved Sheboygan Wild Weasels (2 and 3) take on their arch rivals, (little brother Don’s) Sedro Wooley Phlegm (3 and 2) in what is destined to be a game for the ages. It’s big… it’s a grudge match… and it’s for all the marbles… whatever all that means.
Due to the Weasels slow start this season, disgusted fans have been lobbying for the team to change it’s name from the Weasels to the Possums since they always seem to play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Team owner Dennis Jones states with resolve and conviction that the team will absolutely NOT change it’s name to the Possums… probably…