October 6, 2005
Hey everybody, its WEIRD GOURD WEDNESDAY! The custom gourds are back and weirder than ever!
…(and yes, I know its actually Thursday, but Weird Gourd Thursday doesn’t have the same pizzazz to it that Weird Gourd Wednesday has… and anyway, its just the internet… I can say anything I want… it doesn’t have to be true).
…with that in mind… I am also proud to announce…
…that I will be the starting running back for the Indianapolis Colts this weekend as they take on the mighty San Francisco 49ers!