Flying Sock Monkey

June 11, 2007

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Those creepy flying monkeys in the Wizard Of Oz really freaked me out when I was a kid so they eventually had to become a subject for me to explore with socks.

The Comments

Don Jones

CREeeeePy. I love those two-tone eyeballs and the assorted teeth make this one scary minkey.

Doug Jones

Great monkey! Hey… I’m ready to attend the Dennis Jones sock creature making workshop. What are the dates on that again?…

Dennis Jones

…I believe my staff is currently taking reservations for the 1st Annual SocMo High Stakes Invitational Sewing Clinic to be held later this summer in southwest Missouri…

Doug Jones

I’ll be there. Is the theme of this years’ clinic “Sock it to me?”

Don Jones

I smell SockAPaLooZa 2007 in the plen aire.

Nick Jones Everybody

Looks like a good housewarming gift to me….

Dennis Jones

…flying monkeys don’t like hot tubs… will this be a problem at your house?

Don Jones

Is Nick soaking in hot tubs now? He is living the life of luxury… high on the hog…golf every afternoon… steak every night…

Dennis Jones

…that’s all about to change…

Don Jones

Has Nick joined the French Foreign Legion?

Dennis Jones

…Nick is supposed to close on a house on friday… he might have been better off joining the French Foreign Legion… they make some mighty fine toast… and fries…

Nick Jones Everybody

The hot tub is a go for sure. You need to start making waterproof sock monkeys….

Don Jones

Congratulations are in order all around! As a house warming gift…. there’s a couple of Brother Jones cardboard coasters for you Nick if you wanna come get ‘em.

Dennis Jones

…REAL cardboard coasters, Eddie?

…only the best, Clark…

Don Jones

and get yourself a little something while you’re at it …

Nick Jones Everybody

Excellent, they will work well on the party porch. Maybe I’ll pick them up next month and watch a little Fed Up Cup action…

Don Jones

Watch?!! Bring your sticks and play… (provided you buy enough points and snacks for everybody.)

Dennis Jones

…you definitely would see action at the Fed Up Cup, just not very much golf…

Don Jones

The golf plays second fiddle to the eating and bad jokes.

Dennis Jones

…my golf game is really lacking good snacks…

Don Jones

It continually amazes me how your single weekly posts rack up 20+ comments. We need to move you to the Jones Mart greeter position… and fast.

Doug Jones

I’ve done a pretty good job of keeping my shelves stocked this week… how a bout a raise?

Dennis Jones

…Doug, …cleanup in isle 9 …chop, chop…

Don Jones

Because they have played for over 20 years and still STINK. But on the other hand… they also tend to over eat and swing with a really tight stomach.

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