March 3, 2010
A tough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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The Comments
Jeff
Badda Bing……
Dennis Jones
…true story …I read about it on the internets…
Don Jones
Obviously, he was not a smoker… fantastic story/picture combo…
Jeff
He left quite an impression on his home town..
Dennis Jones
…holy smokes!
Doug Jones
ka zinga…
Nik
Badda-Bing,Badda-Boom!
Don Jones
I have found a pinch of Folgers coffee grounds between cheek and gum provides many hours of productivity and bad breath.
Dennis Jones
…hey, I just did a blast from the past. I cut up a couple of bananas, put them in a bowl with a little sugar and milk and had them for desert. Mom used to get us to eat bananas that way when we were growing up. I haven’t done that for decades…
Doug Jones
all you are missing is the Cheerios…
Dennis Jones
…I was walking through Walmart the other day and they had a big display of CHOCOLATE Cheerios and I bought me a box… but I wouldn’t want you to think I am an impulse buyer… I probably wanted those when I walked in and just didn’t know it…
Don Jones
That’s MONKEY CEREAL MAN! I too indulge in the liquified bowl of banana utopia on occasion… I chase it all down with a shot of IBC root beer for good measure.
Dennis Jones
…ha! …monkey cereal. So that’s what it’s called?!
Doug Jones
Ah… remember the good old days when you could entertain your kids by just putting some Cheerios in the floor? Them days are LONG gone…
Don Jones
I coined that Monkey cereal branding phrase. It’s the Folger’s “pinch” doing the thinking…
Dennis Jones
…Karen’s always tossing Cheerios on the floor for me to… hey, now wait just a minute here!?..
Rondell Jenkins
That horse look like he hawngry for some water!
Jeff
I see Sockmo thrown into yet another advertizing campaign.