The Weasel Has Landed

January 20, 2010

TaTonkaEngine2

I’m back in the country and happy to report that I was not involved in any sort of international incident this time… ok… there’s a tiny little video that goes along with this picture in my comments area below…

The Comments

Doug Jones

… but international incidents are so much fun!

Dennis Jones

…for everybody listening to your stories about them maybe… not so much when you’re smack dab in the middle of one…

Jeff

I have been watching 24, I can give ya good advice on how to get out of these “Sticky Situations”..

Dennis Jones

…well Jeff, as you know, we frequently have to call on Jack for help around here…

Nik

Awesome! That horse is really depressed.

Jeff

Yes but when Jack helps, Peeps get dead.. Why cant he just do something smoothly and slip away without killin someone??

Dennis Jones

…there’s nothing worse than watching Jack work over a Peep that’s been duck taped to a rickety old chair inside a dark cold warehouse deep in the inner city somewhere…

Doug Jones

That is on page one of the Jack Bauer playbook. But this time someone used it on him. Of course in 5 minutes he was fully recovered… and it takes me a whole WEEK to recover from a cold…

Jeff

We are nearing that time of year that all Christians love, but all PEEPS fear. Yes the Easter holiday. It is during this week that over 75% of all peeps loose their life to marshmallow bloated kiddies and basket raiding parents. The PEEPS need a man like JACK.

Dennis Jones

Jeff

Last year the Purple Peep was almost consumed to the point of extinction. Let us not forget that the Naugahyde craze of 1973 virtually destroyed the worlds population of Naugas. The rush on bowling alley furniture alone killed off the Avacado green nauga. If only Jack was around then to help those poor gentle woodland creatures.

Nik

We got word of Spartaweaselcus, I think he might be a great ally for Jack.

Jeff

Yes,, Jack and Spartaweaselcus..Working together for the good of the PEEPS,, Are you keeping up with our rantings Dennis??

Dennis Jones

…can’t talk now… mouth fulla peeps…

Jeff

I guess that rules you out for the Save The Peeps spokesman position..

Jeff

I do hear that Peeps are delicious when you melt them with a chocolate Kiss.

Nik

Yea,and make a Peeps Smores!

Jeff

I guess the N.F.L’s cash for clunkers program did not pay off this year..Sorry Bret. Go Coats

Nik

Congrats to the Saints first Super Bowl!

Esaulov Ilya

Excellent works! Very to be pleasant. I watch your creativity, I am inspired! Thanks big!:)

Kev_Brett

I LOVE your work!! So much so I want the See with me Bible for me – and I’m 32!!! Thanks!

Advertisements

Life’s Tough

February 8, 2010

LifesTough

There’s an old John Wayne movie called Sands Of Iwo Jima where Sgt. Stryker says, …”life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid”. I like that…

The Comments

Jeff

I need this for my classroom..

Bernard Molek

My son is gonna love this toon as John Wayne is his favorite. Not easy to look upon a ilo with a “Horse” in it first thing in the morning after the SB though…nice Job!

Nik

LOL! Thats great. Sounds like a sang my dad would say.

Doug Jones

goes along with my favorite quote… “if you don’t think too good, don’t think too much.” -Ted Williams

Dennis Jones

…looks like it’s our turn to get pounded with snow… not that that’s anything out of the ordinary…

Doug Jones

Wha? You say something there, Nanook?

Bernard Molek

Who said: ‘No Brag, Just Fact”?

Dennis Jones

…just spent the last two hours shoveling snow off the driveway…

Doug Jones

That’s good exercise… and we all know you need good exercise. I just wait till the next day and my snow is always gone. One of the perks of living here.

Dennis Jones

…one of the perks of living here is shoveling the snow several times during each big snow storm so it doesn’t get too deep to shovel…

Doug Jones

I hear that’s good exercise.

Bernard Molek

no, no….here’s what you do. You get mad and buy a super duper snow shovel and then you go out and “Git-Er-Done”

Dennis Jones

…hah …good job, Bernard! …and I like the way you incorporate a kitchen spatula into your snow removal process…

Bernard Molek

Aghhh, 3 more inches this morning and still coming down!

roballoo!

Great quote. With all this snow will there be a real life Mudman coming soon?

A Tough Old Cowboy

March 3, 2010

CowboyByLake

A tough old cowboy told his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

The Comments

Jeff

Badda Bing……

Dennis Jones

…true story …I read about it on the internets…

Don Jones

Obviously, he was not a smoker… fantastic story/picture combo…

Jeff

He left quite an impression on his home town..

Dennis Jones

…holy smokes!

Doug Jones

ka zinga…

Nik

Badda-Bing,Badda-Boom!

Don Jones

I have found a pinch of Folgers coffee grounds between cheek and gum provides many hours of productivity and bad breath.

Dennis Jones

…hey, I just did a blast from the past. I cut up a couple of bananas, put them in a bowl with a little sugar and milk and had them for desert. Mom used to get us to eat bananas that way when we were growing up. I haven’t done that for decades…

Doug Jones

all you are missing is the Cheerios…

Dennis Jones

…I was walking through Walmart the other day and they had a big display of CHOCOLATE Cheerios and I bought me a box… but I wouldn’t want you to think I am an impulse buyer… I probably wanted those when I walked in and just didn’t know it…

Don Jones

That’s MONKEY CEREAL MAN! I too indulge in the liquified bowl of banana utopia on occasion… I chase it all down with a shot of IBC root beer for good measure.

Dennis Jones

…ha! …monkey cereal. So that’s what it’s called?!

Doug Jones

Ah… remember the good old days when you could entertain your kids by just putting some Cheerios in the floor? Them days are LONG gone…

Don Jones

I coined that Monkey cereal branding phrase. It’s the Folger’s “pinch” doing the thinking…

Dennis Jones

…Karen’s always tossing Cheerios on the floor for me to… hey, now wait just a minute here!?..

Rondell Jenkins

That horse look like he hawngry for some water!

Jeff

I see Sockmo thrown into yet another advertizing campaign.