July 8, 2005
Yes, it is true that I played four seasons with the Midwest Hurricanes.
And, yes, it is true that we were a bit of a thuggish team… but it was because we were all old guys trying to compete with twenty year olds.
Our team motto was “age and treachery beat youth and talent every time”.
But I see no reason for all the current media attention being focused on me, Hurricane Dennis. If I offended anyone during my playing time with the Hurricanes, I’m sorry. That was a long time ago. Please accept my apologies and move on.
I am begging the media, please drop all this Hurricane Dennis business and move on to something more important…
…like the current bad weather that seems to be headed our way.