Weird Gourd Wednesday

October 6, 2005

WeirdGourdWed

Hey everybody, its WEIRD GOURD WEDNESDAY! The custom gourds are back and weirder than ever!

…(and yes, I know its actually Thursday, but Weird Gourd Thursday doesn’t have the same pizzazz to it that Weird Gourd Wednesday has… and anyway, its just the internet… I can say anything I want… it doesn’t have to be true).

…with that in mind… I am also proud to announce…

…that I will be the starting running back for the Indianapolis Colts this weekend as they take on the mighty San Francisco 49ers!

The Comments

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Could this be used as a rain collector? Then all you would need to add is a dipper gourd. Or perhaps this was created with a spittoon in mind, in that case a dipper would be gross.

Doug Jones

does this gourd wear dog tags?

Dennis Jones

yes, Doug… yes it does… that is my dogs old rabies tag hanging off the stem…

Don Jones

Moo had rabies?

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Harvest Time 2005

November 11, 2005

KarenInGourdPatch

Karen and our dog, Moo, are currently in the Official Brother Jones Gourd Patch furiously harvesting the crop. A rough early count indicates approximately 350 gourds this season. The gourd patch has also yielded approximately 25 golf balls… Pete…

The Comments

Doug Jones

Really SLOW week here at brotherjonesdotcom. I was beginning to think you went back to Cincy to harass those pigs again. So, has Moo learned how to fold a shirt in two moves?

Dennis Jones

I have just been swamped with work this week… not much time to play at the Brother Jones… the big news is… tomorrow Karen and I are going to a big gourd festival in Goshen… I will take a camera and report back in on this excursion next week…

Don Jones

I remember MOO… the gazillion dollar dog… lookin’ good. (Dennis’ advice to us on dog ownership, ”(All ya gotta do is feed ‘em.)

New Years Resolution

January 2, 2006

MoosShirt

…longtime family pet, Moo Jones, mugs for camera…

My New Years Resolution is to dress the family dog in funny clothing. This is our dog, Moo, sporting the brand new DJ-ART t-shirt she got for Christmas. From the look on her face she seems to be truly thrilled with her gift.

The Comments

Doug Jones

Moo has had a long and exciting life. She’s looking really snappy in that new T. The other dog’s in the ‘hood will be jealous!

Don Jones

It appears that Moo’s response to this DJ-ART tee shirt is somewhat similar to receiving a loud, gawdy Santa Clause Christmas tie. Is that pumpkin pie chunks dog food?

Dennis Jones

…ever since I put that t-shirt on Moo she gives me that disgusted look every time I step out the door… kinda the same look I get from most people that know me…

Megan Jones

Lola is really jealous!

Dennis Jones

Megan, I told your dad to get a dog t-shirt with a Brother Jones logo on it for Lola, but apparently he didn’t listen to his older brother… tsk, tsk…

Don Jones

I did pick up a 5-bone variety pack for Lola for the holidays. She discovered where I had them hid and tore right into them. Discriminating Consumer …What was your opinion on the quality of merchandise from Cafe Press?

Dennis Jones

I had never actually seen any Cafe Press stuff live and in person until I ordered a bunch of it in December… I was pleasantly surprised…

The merchandise itself is of good quality… the printing (especially on the ceramic things) was top notch… I received a mug with a broken handle, I called their toll free line and they shipped another one to me pronto and told me to keep the broken one to scoop dog food or pot a plant in, so their customer service is great…

The only thing I was a bit disappointed in was the t-shirt printing… the direct printing looks a bit washed out… it is not the high quality screen printing you would expect to buy in a department store… on the other hand, a department store wont make me one custom made, full color t-shirt for 10 or 12 bucks…

So in general I was very pleased with everything I received…

Doug Jones

Ah… that’s good to know… unfortunately I let my valuable coupons expire before I bought anything. How about buying a bunch more stuff and sending me another coupon… huh? huh?

Doug Jones

hey… just clicked on that wacky gourd on your sidebar. What a surprise! What’s up with that? This is worthy of a journal post I’d say…

Dennis Jones

…maybe tomorrow… maybe…

Don Jones

Yet another brilliant move for the brothers Jones! First we took over Caf Press with our multiple outlet stores … then Doug snuck into the eBlogger deal with SocMo and now Dennis’ Weasel Boy Solo Musical efforts are released to the masses! Infiltrating Pure Volume!! Our plan of World Wide Web domination is taking shape.

Dennis Jones

…a good time to insert the taking over the world, scary laugh…

bwWAA HA HA HA ha ha….

cheeriokid11

What better group of guys to take over the www! Love the work guys…brilliant…a big fan here and fellow artist…would love to meet you sometime. Friend of family from Siloam Springs, AR!

Dennis Jones

…we promise to run a benevolent dictatorship as soon as we take over… unless, of course, we dont… bwWAA HA HA HA ha ha…

Don Jones

I don’t really know what Dennis means there… but we would definitely dominate… A Krispy Kreme on every corner, a $10 iTunes card in every pocketbook, all for a mere 98 percent of your income in taxes.