SocMo Sighting

March 17, 2005

SocMoNme

Those darn paparazzi were out and at it again. You just cant go anywhere these days without one of them jumping out from behind a trash dumpster and snapping your picture. Here is a shot they got last night of SocMo and me on the way over to the Annual BrotherJones St. Pats Day Pre-game Tailgate Party. I gotta tell ya… that SocMo is one crazy monkey.

The Comments

Don Jones

It appears SocMo has taken control of the steering wheel. You might want to up your life insurance Dennis. That SocMo is one stoical monkey.

Dennis Jones

…very observant Don… I put a tight crop on this picture for SocMo’s sake, but that is exactly what is going on here… he is grabbing the steering wheel… that is why I have that shocked look on my face… he is a nut…

Don Jones

SocMo ain’t from around these parts. I think he can drive from the passenger seat ‘cause he used to deliver mail down in Arkansas somewhere.

Doug Jones

Didn’t I tell you guys… SocMo learned to drive by chasing squirrels on my riding mower. He modified the mower… 0-60 in 12 seconds… not too shabby for a lawnmower.

Dennis Jones

I’m sorry about filling him up with Mtn Dew on the way over to your house last night…

I actually threw a couple back myself…

Doug Jones

I heard that Mountain Dew is the new coffee

Dennis Jones

Well… I dont know about that… all I know is it will leave your mustache green…

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~ BROTHER JONES BONUS COVERAGE ~

Big brother Doug got the St. Patricks day fun going on his page which is posted below.

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March 17, 2005

Happy St. Pat’s!

stpatrick

SocMo really got into St. Patrick’s Day this year. After drinking 6 liters of Mountain Dew, he started turning green and glowing. Silly SocMo. Then he started running around the yard chasing squirrels. Good golly bum… that was fun to watch!

SocMo wanted me to tell you his favorite St. Patrick’s Day joke, so here goes…

Question: What is green and sits behind the house?

Answer: Patty O’Furniture (patio furniture)

Laugh it up… fuzzball…

The Comments

Don Jones

That is hilllarrrious… I laughed ‘til I stopped.

Dennis Jones

Doug I think we are going to have to do an “intervention” with SocMo… he’s getting a little outa control… again…

Don Jones

I failed to wear green today… and I can’t stop pinching myself.

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Exclusive Photo!

April 8, 2005

BroJoBoardMeeting

The BrotherJonesDennis Page of this web site has obtained this exclusive photograph taken at the Friday Brother Jones Online Bored Meeting.

You can always count on the BrotherJonesDennis Page to bring you the latest in breaking stories and the most current paparazzi pictures.

The Comments

Dennis Jones

I notice that everyone seems to be clean shaven these days except for Socmo and me… whats up with that?

Don Jones

HEy, who owns that 42 lb. laptop? IF I remember right, this picture was taken right before we watched the Wayne Newton in Vegas video.

Doug Jones

I guess this photo was taken BEFORE we brought out the giant bags of chips and we all got greasy… good timing.

Dennis Jones

Yes, right before we got to the meeting agenda Socmo spray-painted on the wall…

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~ BROTHER JONES BONUS COVERAGE ~

Below is little brother Don’s page which generated the Paparazzi picture above.

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April 8, 2005

Brother Jones Board Meeting

CEODon

As self appointed C.E.O and CHIEF financial officer of Brother Jones, I hereby call to order the first annual Brother Jones Board meeting via this here website journal.

As you know, our fiscal year runs from April 1 to March 10th (those extra days are there so we can cook our books). With that stated, I am happy to report the following: This past week we had our 500,000th page viewed (that would be a half million) by one of our 50,000 unique visitors. That’s a lot of viewing pleasure right there that we are dishing out.

The flip side of this happy web venture, we have yet to realize any GAIN on our $64 dollar website. We have had major expenditures without any realized profits. True to Jones FORM!!! Woo Woo. Therefore, I make a motion that we do a stock split. That is, we will all take our current inventory of Krispy Kreme donuts along with our sheets of illustration paper and TEAR them in half. Do I have a second?

The Comments

Doug Jones

I’ll take seconds on them Krispy Kremes…

Don Jones

We have a second the motion passes. Now on to another matter… anyone have a matter? Dennis, are you attending this meeting or not?

Dennis Jones

I attended Whattsamatta U… got an art degree there…

D

isn’t that located in Frostbite Falls?

Doug Jones

isn’t that located in Frostbite Falls?

Dennis Jones

Yes D it is… and that goes double for you Doug….

Doug Jones

New Business: The BrotherJones Southern division would like to request a budget increase. Our operating budget of $12.95 has just about run out. We are requesting a budget of $25 or 3,502 pesos… whichever comes first for the next fiscal year. All in favor eat a donut.

Keegan Jones

You look like Anwars long lost brother.

Don Jones

Me and Anwarz go way back I was nappy before nappy was coo. I’ll second that motion so the budget increase passes. Dennis, send Doug $12.95, 3,502 pesos or 37 gourds. Your choice. Any other issues to cuss or discuss?

Doug Jones

… I have this rash…

Don Jones

We have that new HMO coverage but according to the handbook it doesn’t cover illness or rashes.

the Lama

The Jones brothers have the ingenuity for taking a bankroll and running it into a shoestring. They had the world by the tail too bad they couldn’t swing it.

Dennis Jones

Speaking of having something by the tail… Do we have any of those burros with the laptop computers attached to their backs left in the warehouse? Mine gave out last week… it was not one of the new wireless models and kept getting tangled up on the modem cable…

Banshee

Don, I notice that you deftly decided to hold the annual meeting while I was busily occupied with another annual meeting. I know how much my lack of Jonesian-blood [or “outsider opinion”] matters to the Brother Jones Board. Maybe next year, I will keep my schedule a secret from you, so that I might “happen in” to the Board Meeting. Oh, and Doug: you might want to get that checked out.

JoneSaPaLoozA 2005

June 6, 2005

aaaJonesapalooza

I just got back from the Jonesapalooza 2005 World Tour held in Missouri last weekend on Tablerock Lake. What a festival that was! Unfortunately, I have just realized that I did not take even one picture while I was there… all I have is this… the complementary closing night WeaselBoy concert poster.

The Comments

Doug Jones

It IS hard to take photos when you are busy dodging the paparazzi and signing autographs all weekend. It is tough being media celebrities like we are…

Don Jones

The WeaselBoy’s last song to close the Jonesapalooza “Can’t Touch This”, brought tears to my eyes. But then again, I’m a weeper.

Dennis Jones

…I thought the tuba solo in that song was especially good…

Don Jones

Did you know the call for an encore at concerts has changed from Bic lighters to cell phones? At a WeaselBoy concert they hold up flaming gourds.

Dennis Jones

…the fire department being called in at the end of the show was a bit unfortunate…

Don Jones

But the little cousins enjoyed the sirens, the firetrucks and the water show. But when WeaselBoy fired up Smoke on the Water… the whole place went crazy. Table Rock has never seen the likes of that

Dennis Jones

…yes, that was a stroke of brilliance… however, as you know, that thing we signed instead of posting bail had a “never to return to Branson” clause in it… so Table Rock will probably never see the likes of that again… ever…

Doug Jones

so be it

Don Jones

Next year Beaver Lake Arkansas!!

Doug Jones

let’s hope they don’t read the papers or we will be banned there too.

Don Jones

This is Arkansas we’re talking about here Doug… Readin’ is not their strong suit.

Doug Jones

so be it

Doug Jones

WOW… Don’s journal has disappeared again. Probably seduced by the Dark Side…

Yoda

it so be