Taking Action

April 12, 2006

PeepBaur

…”Peep” Bauer…

I should be posting something new about now, but I cant seem to focus on anything except the ongoing hostage crisis on Doug’s page.

I can no longer sit idly by and watch this travesty take place without trying to do something… so I have.

Good luck, Jack… and if this happens to go badly, (as your missions always do)… remember… I knew nothing about it.

The Comments

Don Jones

Jack is yelling again. He needs decaf.

Doug Jones

Jack is tracking the Peeps with the help of Chloe and satelites, but the President has him brought in for questioning and general roughing up. Jack is exposed to nerve gas but seals himself in the bathroom with the special rubber seals and flushes himself out of the commode where the Hostage Peeps are being held… and all this takes place in 10 minutes of REAL time… stay tuned….

Dennis Jones

…Doug, I can hardly wait for your next post to see what happens next!

Mason Jonez

Is that suit protocol?…….I need to be briefed.

Doug Jones

Jack wears bullet proof briefs… or is it boxers?

Jeff

Boxers by STA-PUFFED but they have Kevlar inserts

Dennis Jones

Chloe: Jack… satellite shows three peeps in the middle of the room… and a Jones over in the corner chewing on something…

Patrick Little (soon to be Jones)

Hey pops!! It was great to finally meet the man behind the conundrum that is Peter Jones!! You are a swell dad and I am glad to have met you, sorry to say that we didn’t get to hang out more and shoot the breeze, but I figured that your kids should hog ya seeing how you dont get down in their digs very often. Hopefully we will meet again sir! Smootches pops, Patrick

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Dennis Jones

…well… I’m pretty sure that last comment is from my wife, Karen, who is in Germany right now… she’s the only one I know who could actually break the comment box on my page…

…and Patrick …you guys ROCK! …NORTH! …NORTH-ROCK! …no, wait a minute… NORTH! …whatever it is you guys choose to run with for a band name this month…

Jeff

He better look out for Microwaves… ever seen what a microwave can do to a Peep? They blow up huge.. Then the wife yells at ya for the mess thats left..

Don Jones

I wonder what the peeps would weigh on Dennis’ household food scale…

Doug Jones

I think he broke those scales a week ago while weighing a dead possum he found on the road.

Roballoo

This is the new Paris fashions? Better go buy one so I can look my best on Easter Sunday.

Dennis Jones

…if you buy one for Easter Sunday have someone take your picture in it so we can post it here on Brother Jones…

Roballoo

Hmmm…worldwide internet fame vs. world wide internet ridicule? Which one would happen to me?

Tami

Sorry to bust in on peep-fest, but I’m wondering if this woman is a Jones – If not, I think honorary membership is in order:

Don Jones

Tami, sadly no, she isn’t a REAL Jones but, I’m sure she would fit right in with us.

Don Jones

Who’s posting under my name? I didn’t enter the comment above… mmm… a ghost writer. This is getting weird.

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~ BROTHERJONES BONUS COVERAGE!! ~

My post above was a response to my big brother Doug and the crisis he had created over on his page. Below is Doug’s page.

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April 10, 2006

Save the PEEPS!

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aren’t they SWEEEET?

I am holding these Peeps hostage. Something really bad awful will happen to them unless my demands are met.

Demand #1

Unless I hear from all 8 of the visitors to this site, one of the Peeps will meet an untimely end. You must plead for the Peeps. All pleas must be made by 5PM… unless an extension is granted by Major League Baseball.

… and listen, I’m not kidding around here…

The Comments

Megan Jones & Mandy

Are me and Mandy two of those 8 visitors of the site????

Doug Jones

Hmmm… I KNOW Mandy is, or WAS a visitor at one time… but who is Megan Jones… sounds kinda familiar…

Dennis Jones

…please, Doug, please…

…send me one of them Peeps…

megan

I’m not responding to these Strong Arm tactics… oh, oops, looks like I already did…also looks like one Peep has already met his unfortunate demise…

Doug Jones

All 5 Peeps are accounted for at this point… but the one on the end is getting very nervous!

Nick Jones Everybody

Throw one in the microwave… give him the ride of his life, 10 times his original size followed by a bout of petrification….

Roballoo

I think this portends a big announcment by ol’ Jonesy. I’ll bite, what’s up? SocMo dolls for everyone? The first ever SocMo Retrospective at MOMA? Or FREE SocMo tatoos for all!

Dennis Jones

…I’m not comfortable with the way that Peep in the middle is looking at me in that condescending way of his… I say he’s the first to go…

Don Jones

Peeps give me the creeps. EAT ‘EM ALL!!

Roballoo

I think this portends a big announcment by ol’ Jonesy. I’ll bite, what’s up? SocMo dolls for everyone? The first ever SocMo Retrospective at MOMA? Or FREE SocMo tatoos for all!

Roballoo

I did not post again the same info just to inflate the numbers. But, I may have this time. Lord of the Peeps For all my peeps.

Doug Jones

Roballoo… I have experienced the same thing you did … I think. If I hit the refresh button to see if there is a new post, it asks if I want to resend last comment. If I refresh, it posts whatever I said previoulsy AGAIN. weird.

Doug Jones

CRAZY! Click on the “Lord of the Peeps” name above… a fun spoof! check it out!

Dennis Jones

…regrettably, over the past several years, I have personally been involved in several “Peeps” incidents just like this one… I fear it is already too late for most of them…

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The Weasel Has Landed

January 20, 2010

TaTonkaEngine2

I’m back in the country and happy to report that I was not involved in any sort of international incident this time… ok… there’s a tiny little video that goes along with this picture in my comments area below…

The Comments

Doug Jones

… but international incidents are so much fun!

Dennis Jones

…for everybody listening to your stories about them maybe… not so much when you’re smack dab in the middle of one…

Jeff

I have been watching 24, I can give ya good advice on how to get out of these “Sticky Situations”..

Dennis Jones

…well Jeff, as you know, we frequently have to call on Jack for help around here…

Nik

Awesome! That horse is really depressed.

Jeff

Yes but when Jack helps, Peeps get dead.. Why cant he just do something smoothly and slip away without killin someone??

Dennis Jones

…there’s nothing worse than watching Jack work over a Peep that’s been duck taped to a rickety old chair inside a dark cold warehouse deep in the inner city somewhere…

Doug Jones

That is on page one of the Jack Bauer playbook. But this time someone used it on him. Of course in 5 minutes he was fully recovered… and it takes me a whole WEEK to recover from a cold…

Jeff

We are nearing that time of year that all Christians love, but all PEEPS fear. Yes the Easter holiday. It is during this week that over 75% of all peeps loose their life to marshmallow bloated kiddies and basket raiding parents. The PEEPS need a man like JACK.

Dennis Jones

Jeff

Last year the Purple Peep was almost consumed to the point of extinction. Let us not forget that the Naugahyde craze of 1973 virtually destroyed the worlds population of Naugas. The rush on bowling alley furniture alone killed off the Avacado green nauga. If only Jack was around then to help those poor gentle woodland creatures.

Nik

We got word of Spartaweaselcus, I think he might be a great ally for Jack.

Jeff

Yes,, Jack and Spartaweaselcus..Working together for the good of the PEEPS,, Are you keeping up with our rantings Dennis??

Dennis Jones

…can’t talk now… mouth fulla peeps…

Jeff

I guess that rules you out for the Save The Peeps spokesman position..

Jeff

I do hear that Peeps are delicious when you melt them with a chocolate Kiss.

Nik

Yea,and make a Peeps Smores!

Jeff

I guess the N.F.L’s cash for clunkers program did not pay off this year..Sorry Bret. Go Coats

Nik

Congrats to the Saints first Super Bowl!

Esaulov Ilya

Excellent works! Very to be pleasant. I watch your creativity, I am inspired! Thanks big!:)

Kev_Brett

I LOVE your work!! So much so I want the See with me Bible for me – and I’m 32!!! Thanks!