Lawn Wars

July 26, 2005

Lawn-Wars

As if it were not bad enough that the grass took over our vegetable garden while we were away… now the grass is openly mocking me by growing on top of my riding lawnmower.

The Comments

Don Jones

Dennis that is a truely bad omen of some sort. Not sure exactly what it means. It seems for the Brothers Jones the grass is always greener on the top side of the blade housing.

Dennis Jones

It certainly is a humiliating turn of events for me…

Doug Jones

now you need a tiny little mower to mow the grass on top of your big mower…

Don Jones

Ironically, I just had the SEARS man come out and work on my CRAPSMAN mower this morning. He immediately told me I need to keep the grass off the top of the housing ‘cause that’s what caused my blade engagement cable to bust. I’m not even going say how much this little appointment cost me… let’s just say I could’ve bought enough chickens and corn for the family for an ENTIRE YEAR. So Dennis… go the extra mile and clean that deck off… otherwise, you’ll eventually be takin’ it in the monkey shorts.

Doug Jones

One other reason to be neat and tidy… someone around here burnt down their garage. The dead grass on the mower caught fire sitting in the garage after mowing. The lesson here is… always have a bag of marshmallows handy

Don Jones

Neaty & Tidy Douger I bet you check your oil too. You should know by now that Dennis and I live on the non-maintenance side of life.

Dennis Jones

I like to mow tree stumps with my riding mower… if the mower cant take it… too bad for it…

Don Jones

I prefer mulching rock. Still hurting from replacing that window in the studio. $$$$

Dennis Jones

…if it’s on the ground, I’m mulching it…

Dennis Jones

BROTHER JONES ALERT!

BROTHER JONES ALERT!

Karen sent me to the grocery store at noon to get a roast for her to cook tonight and I noticed they have clementines now… this is possibly the best little fruit ever devised… if you havent had any this year, sprint to the store and get a little crate of them!

Doug Jones

one other item to keep your eye out for… PLUOTs. It is a cross between a plum and an apricot. They are my favorite. They have a splotchy looking smooth skin. In Publix they call them Dinosaur Eggs. I just ate one… mmmmmm….

Dennis Jones

oh yeh… well… I’m going downstairs right now and having another clementine…

Don Jones

Oh my darlin’ OH MY DARLIN’

Dennis Jones

…my box is actually called darlin’ clementines…

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