Doug’s Possum

November 10, 2006

DougsPossum

…whaa???…

DOUG… what’s your possum doing over here?? Now Donald and I both have your darn possums roaming around on our web pages. There goes the neighborhood…

The Comments

Doug Jones

Great! Here’s the deal… I doodle them… you color them… Don sells them… and we split everything 50-50. deal or no deal?

Dennis Jones

…the 3 of us split things 50-50?… that math works for me!

Doug Jones

It’s BrotherJones math!

Roballoo!

Reminds me of an old Mad magaizne piece about different cartoonists finishing each other’s strips. There was a Miss Peach/ Steve Canyon mashup that was funny I recall. Now, I want to see Doug finish up a Dennis Jones Sketch! It’s only fair.

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Squid Lips Sid

February 17, 2010

OneEyedPossum

What we have here is your basic one eyed, peg legged pirate possum selling fake Rolex watches to unsuspecting tourists…

The Comments

The “Ripleys” Guy

I just saw him in Cancun last week! Are you serious…..the watches aren’t real?

Don Jones

Obviously this Cancun pirate vermin has ties to the Ripley’s Believe it or Not museum in Branson. Either that, or he used to be employed by Sammy’s Lane’s Pirate cruise on Lake Taneycomo. I love this little hustler…

Dennis Jones

…hey, did I ever tell you I actually got a job way back when as the Sammy Lane’s Pirate Cruise tour guide/banjo player guy but chickened out and quit before my first day because I knew my banjo playing wasn’t going to be near good enough… true story…

Doug Jones

Oh yeah… the old basic one eyed, peg legged pirate possum selling fake Rolex watches trick… and I fell for it again… now I have 12 Rolex watches…

Dennis Jones

…well, if you bought them from Sid, you’ll need 12 more in about a month…

jack foster

Great pirate possum Dennis! Love this guy! I got one of his watches for my wife on our honeymoon. Bad idea! lol I’m a huge fan. :o)

Dennis Jones

…you can’t go too far wrong with a nice pair of fake Oakley sunglasses, but we might want to draw the line at the fake Rolex watches…

Don Jones

We scored Oakley knockoffs at the gas station in Mountain Grove… need to check out the fine jewelry next visit. Probably behind the counter and the corn dogs.

Dennis Jones

…a word to the wise …don’t buy the fake corn dogs…

Nik

Awesome,love the mouth there.

The “Ripleys” Guy

The corn dogs weren’t real?????

Jeff

They are real, just not real corn or dog…..

Dennis Jones

…surprisingly, the fake corn dogs ARE actually real corn and dogs… whooda thought?

Don Jones

I hear ya on that banjo-playing back out pirate gig… any self respecting pirate can only play Cripple Creek so many times…

Dennis Jones

…aaArrgg matie …and Cripple Creek be the one and only song I can play… be it then or now…

Jeff

O.K. I learn something new about Dennis every week….I had no idea you could play a Redneck Harp..

Dennis Jones

…well, the word “play” might be putting what I do with a banjo a little strong…

Don Jones

10 ways to improve your banjo playing, Den

1. Buy wire cutters
4. Wear ear plugs
3. Accompany a tuba
6. Play underwater
5. Play in a dark, soundproof place such as a closet or car trunk
9. Visualize Playing Banjo- only.
10. Give your banjo away

Doug Jones

Q. how do you get a banjo player to leave your porch? A. pay him for the pizza

Juan Villarruel

Great,wonderfoul

Dennis Jones

…Doug, you still got your banjo?

Nik

..and Banjo is his name-O!

Johanna Urban

Thats a old scary rat! I love it 🙂 Have you made it? Johanna from Sweden