BattleCows Of Rohan

September 20, 2007

RohanCow

Rohan was perhaps best known for their mighty war horses… but let’s not forget about their fearsome BattleCows.

The Comments

Doug Jones

hey… is this the famous interrupting cow in battle garb?

Dennis Jones

…why, yes it mmMMMMOOOOOOoooo!

Jason Bourne

I hope I don’t run into one of them in a dark ally…gulp!!!

Dennis Jones

Doug Jones

The Battle Cows of Rohan were udderly loyal to their fearless leader… SocMo the Great…

Dennis Jones

Dennis Jones

…I really wish this is what I had put on the shield in the first place, Doug…

…yesterday I was doing a job and it was basically just a guy in a tie pointing to a chalkboard… I made a pattern out of the “I GO Socmo” logo and made it the pattern on the tie, but then chickened out and deleted it…

Don Jones

“No guts… No glory.” “I hate cliches ‘like the plaque.’”

Dennis Jones

…now, Don… are you saying you hate cliches like the crusty hard stuff on your teeth? …or did you mean the plague? …because I suppose either one would work here… but I’ve never heard of hating something like the crust on your teeth before…

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February 2, 2010

RohanGuard2

Grimwood of Rohan had studied all the Saruman game film and was ready for Super Bowl Sunday…

The Comments

Doug Jones

is that a smoke monster creeping up behind this guy? Time to head for the hatch!

Dennis Jones

…I think it’s a blitzing Saruman linebacker…

Jeff

Watch out for massive ORCfensive linesmen I hear they are trouble.

Doug Jones

this looks to me like Favre in his new job, after another retirement…

Dennis Jones

…ok, I will officially rename this guy Farvwood of Rohan…

Nik

Whoa! Arnold Swarzenager would be running from this guy!

Doug Jones

GO SAINTS!

Dennis Jones

…wha??? …I know what that is. That’s the bitter Colts division rival Titans fan talking there…

Doug Jones

Rachel made me say that…

Dennis Jones

…Super Bowl XLIV …your basic cajun/hoosier steel cage death match…

Bernard Molek

Hey Dennis! Howz iz everyone over herez doing theez dayz? (not whtz going on with the “z’s”) Can I re-post (with credits) your “COATS” video on my blog for some poor circulation? LMK!

Dennis Jones

…hey Bernard, good to hear a shout out from you. …where ya been? Sure, post that video up however you want… I’m hoping that since your Steelers are out you’re now pulling for my Colts…

Bernard Molek

Dennis you remember me? Aghhh! That and 4$ outta get me a good cup-o-joe these days. I think it’s been more than a year or more….Steelers AND Penz won it all. You betcha I’m pullin’ fer the Colts why many a wouldn’t wanna hearz butt back in the day (60’s) every Stiller fan had to have a backup team (cuz o the smell) and the Colts were mine!

Dennis Jones

…I’ve only lived in Indiana for the last 12 years or so, but I’ve noticed a lot of the long timers around these parts root for the Steelers and not the Colts… when I asked why, they told me when they were growing up, Indiana didn’t have an NFL team, so they all just rooted for the Steelers in the AFC and the Bears in the NFC…

Jeff

O.K. Super Bowl Sunday Overlaps with Church and Orchestra Practice. Is it TOTALLY Wrong to fake the flu or does this fall under the forgivable clause?? I need a ruling on the field.

Dennis Jones

…you can do what I do and jump up in the middle of a church service with a cell phone in your hand and run out the door to take the emergency fake phone call you just got… I’m hoping that one falls in the forgivable category, too…

Dennis Jones

…I have, however, discovered that when you use the fake phone call in the middle of church every single week it seems to lose some of its effectiveness…

Doug Jones

you can always do the potty dance as to go out the door…

Jeff

I am watching old re-runs of football and practicing saying “Amen” when a good play happens…Then I just have to wear my ear buds and listen to the game.. I just have to avoid yelling “NO WAY!!!!You GoTTA BE KIddING MEEE!!!

Dennis Jones

…for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God… NO WAY!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!

Jeff

Are YOU BLIND????

Jeff

2 more weeks and I will have my tablet..

Doug Jones

Moses had TWO tablets…

Bernard Molek

Re: Moses Had two tablets…Crack me up! Or, those that have eyes to see, then see…(ear-bud react: ARE YOU BLIND? MY GRANMOTHER COULD SEE THAT!) …aghh itz nice to be back in crazyville. Er, I mean…Jonesville? Jeff, any special pricing for a tablet deals on a 2-fer?

Bernard Molek

Dennis, I like the color brown, but not on my nose. However, I just shamelessly posted a plug about you and your brothers stuff on the most secured, impossible to be found website blog of the world wide web! Get ready for a vacation cuz nobody and I mean nobody goes there!

Bernard Molek

Lol!

Dennis Jones

…HAH! …hey, Dougster, everyone is getting a Cintiq but you… come on now, get with the program… you won’t be sorry… it’s a tax write off… it’s educational and inspirational… I used to throw that last line out when I sold Rainbow Vacuum Sweepers… all one of them…

Nik

Wonder if we can get 100 comments?

Doug Jones

so… Mr. Cheap is telling me to shell out TWO THOUSAND BUCKS on a piece of hardware? It’ll be a cold day in Nashville before I do that… Hey… it IS a cold day in Nashville…

Bernard Molek

Doug! I thought they werte only $1,000 geesh! I need a job working at Dennis’ office!

Dennis Jones

…mr. cheap? …MR.CHEAP?? …just because I never sprung for a map back in the 80’s doesn’t mean I’m cheap… it just means I enjoyed interacting with people as I ask for directions…

Don Jones

RIPOFF! I paid close to $1,000 for my BIG CHIEF tablet and its only a pad of paper….

Jeff

I am Big Chief tablet…Can we stick to the script for once…Jeez.
The xl tablets are less than 500 if you dont mind looking at 1 monitor while drawing on the tablet..

Dennis Jones

…let’s see now… my script for TuhTonkah Fire Engines says Jeff plays the role of Big Chief Tablet, I play the part of medicine man DancesWithWeasels, Doug plays the hapless NoCintiiq and Don plays the part of loyal sidekick StandsToPee…

Jeff

No CintiiQ is weaselfoot indian for .. Cheap Skate right?

Bernard Molek

Aghh! That’s nice….leave me out in the cold. Hey? Can I be a “Cold-Tablet”?

Nik

Wish I knew what to say here,LOL

Doug Jones

GO SAINTS! (just pumping up your comment numbers, Den)

Dennis Jones

…your last go saints was 30 comments ago…

Don Jones

I sense some severe internal friction coming from the Brother Jones Oklahoma City Video Annex.

Doug Jones

a disturbance in the Force, there?

Dennis Jones

…a house divided…

Doug Jones

North vs South… where is Ken Burns?

Don Jones

I believe Ken has died and they named some video transition after him… Who Dat Coats?

Dennis Jones

…whodat think deykin beat dem coats…

Jeff

Colts are gonna kill the AINTS!!!!

Don Jones

I’ve prepared a paper bag with cut-out eye holes just in case the Saints stink it up…

Nik

Tonight is the night!