Sketchbook Warrior Posted on March 23, 2014 by Dennis July 27, 2009 If you’ve been paying close attention, you have probably noticed that most of the art that ends up here is straight out of my sketchbook. I had a bit of free time this weekend, so here’s another one from it. The Comments Doug Jones I have many LARGE zucchinis that he could use that sword on… Dennis Jones …Karen has been gone for a week and just arrived home and has informed me that the 3 foot, 25 pound zucchinis I grew in her garden are too big… Wha?? Doug Jones it’s “Grow your own ball bats!” Dennis Jones …the yellow squash I grew are apparently too big also… I would sure like to see some pictures of the Doug Jones Memorial Carpeted Gardens… Jeff Delaware does a “Punkin Chunkin” every fall where the teams hurl pumpkins up to 1 mile. But I’m afraid you are sunk on this one… Nothing cleaver rhimes with Zucchini… Don Jones Too big-o-zucchini, you weinee. That rhymes and makes a gardening statement as well. Dennis Jones Doug Jones So did you ever think you would post a warrior and then have to talk about zucchinis? Doug Jones You can see the carpeted garden on Facebook…. Erin posted a video of it this morning. Dennis Jones …I relish the opportunity to talk zucchini’s… Don Jones Is there such a thing as zucchini gravy? Evan Bonifacio Great work on your blog guys! (not to mention hilarious commentary 🙂 Doug Jones Evan is obviously a discriminating and highly intelligent fellow… just like the other 12 folks that visit our site… Dennis Jones …if people only knew that every time they post a comment here they are receiving valuable Brother Jones Bonus Points that can be redeemed in our podcast center, they probably would be a little more excited about participating on a more regular basis… Doug Jones … and that new Prius for one lucky visitor… Nick Jones Everybody BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE ZUCCHINI CHOPPING KNIGHT GUY. HE SLICES HE DICES HE REPELS THE HOARDE. Send this to me as wallpaper. Seriously I want it. Don Jones Nick, Could I interest you in a satanic Uncle Doug wallpaper? Dennis Jones …if you visit Doug’s page, come back over here afterward so Don and I can perform an exorcism on you Doug Jones Exorcism turned me into a cute little bunny! Dennis Jones …Doug’s Most Excellent Adventure! Don Jones What are your symptoms here, Douger? Head turning 360s? Green puke? Ingesting tubes of old acrylic paint? Doug Jones I (heart) carrots… Don Jones I say a sure fire home remedy here for what satanically ails you is to light up one of those mongo zucchinis for a good smoke. Jeff I don’t think there has ever been a case of someone under the age of 20 That has ever eaten a Zucchini. At least without a bet involved. Dennis Jones …a zucchini fan in their 20’s is a rarity… of course, zucchini fans in general are a rarity… GO ZUCCHINI! Jeff They kinda look like a diseased sea cucumber.. I’m not eatin one. Dennis Jones …Karen drops half a brick of Velveeta and a couple of cans of Rotel into her zucchini and it’s really good… of course, if you added Velveeta and Rotel to an old shoe it would probably taste pretty good, too… Don Jones I always enjoy a well seasoned pair of Florsheims and a can of Rotel.